epic4chan:
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 画
Gay Marriage:
I'm only legal in 6 states.
Having sex with a horse:
I'm legal in 23 states.
America:
I'm an idiot.
satan:
let there be wifi passwords
satan:
let there be calories
satan:
let there be post limit
satan:
let there be swag